Poor Dog

I always feel just awful when I see a dog that has obviously been pregnant more times than should ever be allowed. What are
these owners thinking?

Are you one of those responsible for me feeling like this?

Some of you reading this may well be responsible for my having woken a time or two feeling a bit like this :-)

Ancient Burial Ground Discovered

So groggy and sleepy, I was ten minutes into snow removal before I realized I had briefs on my head, boxers on my bottom and I had accidentally discovered the secret winter burial ground of dog poop.

Positive Outlook

In today's difficult economy and with all the craziness going on in the world, it's too easy to let yourself
get sucked into all the negativity. I would like to salute all those who can still start their day with a smile
and who are able to find 'THE POSITIVES'!

Too Polite, Or Too Uncomfortable To State The Obvious

Have you ever found yourself in that awkward position of speaking with someone and acting like you don't see 'the obvious' that's right in front of you? The awkward part being, that it is totally obvious to the person you are speaking to can tell you're uncomfortable and avoiding 'the obvious'.

Uncomfortable In A Public Restroom

It Ain't Til' The Fat Lady.....Farts!

My son is living and studying in NYC this semester as part of his Theatre major. The other evening I received the funniest
text messages from him while he was attending an opera, that he was required to see. We bantered (texted) back and forth with shared laughs. __This cartoon is the Valentine I did for him as a result of those text messages. I think you can figure it out for yourselves. Haha!___Happy Early Valentine's Day to all! P U!

You Are What You DRINK!

If you are what you eat. Then are you, also, what you drink?

Chili Night and The Day After!

Man, I do loves me some good hot chili!!! But.....that 'morning after' and the 'ring of fire' leaves a lot to be desired. Ugh!

Nasty Way To Wake Up

You know it's bad...when you startle yourself.

Give Her The Big Bone For Valentine's Day!

If I was a dog, I would like to give my Valentine a big bone! Hey, whattaya know......I AM A DOG! (Sorry, couldn't resist immature impulse).

Looking For That First Robin

After having just spent several hours outside snowblowing and shoveling, and then coming inside to find out that the worst of today's storm is yet to come ( a predicted 8 to 15 additional inches of snow, 40 mph winds, below zero windchills)...has a lot of us now eagerly looking for that first ROBIN of Spring!